Wednesday, June 24, 2009

"Our Haunted Planet" by John A. Keel


Here is a pdf scan I found of the book, "Our Haunted Planet" by John A. Keel. I did not make the title a hyperlink because I don't want whoever uploaded this to see where people are getting it from. I found it using a pdf search on Google.

It is an amazing book. And no, it doesn't have anything to do with ghosts. It's a book of anomalies in the vein of Charles Fort. If you have never heard of John Keel or Charles Fort, go Wikipedia them.

John Keel is most famous for his book, The Mothman Prophecies, which was made into a movie of the same name almost 20 years later.

Here is a review of Our Haunted Planet from UFO Digest, which sounds like it's from the back cover of one of the editions of the book. Not the edition that I'm posting.

Since the beginning of recorded time, man and his world have been plagued by unknown forces and beings, baffled by archaeological phenomena, and haunted by prophecies that often came true.

In the classic Our Haunted Planet, John Keel brings into chilling focus strange truths about the earth and its mysterious inhabitants. It is in this unseen prehuman race that guides us and miseads us, uses us for its own entertaimment, and controls our every action.

Here is evidence of:

• Advanced civilzations existing thousands of years before the cave man

• The strange Men in Black

• People who vanish and reappear within hours in another part of the world

• Angels and demigods who appear and make startling predictions that never
come true

John Keel is a researcher into strange phenomena and the author of many books on the unexplained. A world traveler, he has visited exotic locations from Tibet to West Virginia. He has lived in California, France, Egypt, Iraq, and anywhere his Fortean investigations have carried him. He has a bimonthly column in Fate magazine. He currently lives in New York City.


Anyway, here is the link:

http://www.chemtrails911.com/books/keel__john_a._-_our_haunted_planet__1975_.pdf

As I said, this is a scan of an early edition (1975) of the book, includes images of the front and back cover, and is not searchable. A searchable text version of this 1975 edition can be found on the preterhuman.net site, but it contains many typos because of the way they converted the book into text.

http://www.preterhuman.net/texts/alien.ufo/Keel,%20John%20-%20Our%20Haunted%20Planet.pdf

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Wilhelm Reich in Hell

I have decided that everyone needs to read the introduction to the New Falcon edition of Robert Anton Wilson's Wilhelm Reich in Hell.

The Introduction is from page 3 to page 46. Read it. Now.

The link is the title, as usual.

Monday, May 11, 2009

Physicists Prove That Vampires Could Not Exist


Unfortunately, the entire premise of this recent academic paper was refuted - or is it retro-refuted? - by some other moron scientists in the 80's and 90's.

Essentially, these guys are trying to say that if vampires existed, they would turn all humans into vampires in a very short time. Thus, humans now = no vampires ever. What a load of fucking bullshit.

Other science jerks have already authored papers demonstrating that to be an idiotic, pseudo-scientific proposition.

For one thing, vampires don't turn everyone they bite! Furthermore, there are so many assumptions made by these physicists that Occam would be slitting his fucking wrists! I can't stand when scientists who clearly don't know what they are talking about are able to get their trash published.

Suggested reading would be the earlier papers mentioned in the linked article. My personal favorites being those from 1982, a particularly noteworthy year for the study of Vampire Economics.

"Macroeconomic Policy and the Optimal Destruction of Vampires" (The Journal of Political Economy, June 1982)

And "the landmark 1982 paper", "The Transylvanian Problem of Renewable Resources".

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Mustachioed Murray Mayor Mows Maw for Miracles

Or: The Mustache Institute Waxes Political.


Rollie Fingers is not actually the mayor of Murray, Utah.

Global Warming Will Cause Giant Fucking Bulletproof Man-Eating Spiders

You can't make this stuff up... so other people have to!

Hopefully, Global Warming activists, devolutionist vegetarians, sandal-wearing hippies, redneck Republicans, and other groups of people that I don't like are way tastier than me.


this guy will eat them, so we're safe... for now.